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Here are some quotes, you can use them for msn if you wish but i just like reading them =)

They are pretty old.. i'll find some nrew ones and upload them for you'z if i have ..


FEMALE VS MALE QUOTES 

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

 

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.

A woman already knows.

 

Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place

 

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men

hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

 

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her

first question.

 

FEMALE QUOTES

 

Girls, they wanna have fun! Oh girls just wanna have fun!

 

The reason women's minds are so much cleaner than men's is because they change them so much.

 

It's a womans perogative to change her mind.

 

Why are all single guys jerks? Because all the sensitive, sweet, cute guys already have boyfriends.

 

*~ONCE YOU GO BRUNETTE, YOU NEVER GO BACK~*

 

Girls don't lie....we just alter the truth... :-D

 

u could fall from the sky u could fall from a tree but the best way to fall is for an angel like me!

 

dont deny the inner bitch in yourself.....let her out.....set her free!!!!

 

*+.Grow your own dope...plant a man!.+*

 

Boy's are like lava lamps there fun to watch, hot, and not to bright!

 

anything guys can do grls can do a heck of a lot betta

 

flip flops..belly tops..lemonade om the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!<3

 

guys should be like kleenex. soft, strong, and disposable

 

Guys are like slinkies- it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs!

 

PMS - Pissy Mood Syndrome

 

if a guy speaks and there is no girl there to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

~*~ boyz and chocolate- sum things r just betta off rich!~*~

 

~Boys are like chocolate bunnies...cute on the outside, hollow on the inside!~

 

When the going gets tough, the tough go SHOPPING!

 

Bitch= Beautiful Intelligant Talented Caring Honest

 

Never kiss a guy whose eyes are green He'll kiss you once and will never be seen

 

men might be the head of the house but women are the necks and can turn the head any way they want

 

Other Quotes:

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

Hearts change--> i know they do! But apart of this heart will always belong 2 u!!!

We are the people your parents warned you about!

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwords

You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7.

nobody's perfect therefore i must be a nobody

Boys r like cleanx......... soft strong and disposable

I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.

*X's AnD O's* *Diamondz on mah toez* *Diz LiL cutie has brand name clothes*

Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died

I'm 32% hottie, 15% naughty, 28% fine, 23% that I bet ya wanna be mine, and 2% innocent. It all equals out to 100% of what your man wants!

*~*Guys are like lollipops the sweet ones are always taken and the rest are sour*~*

Cheerleaders are happy, happiness sux Cheerleaders clap, they look like ducks. They think their all that and a bag o' chips! Well actually there a bunch o' dits!!

ThAts Alright thas ok, i don't like u neway

LOVE IS NOT BLIND, BUT IT MAY SOMTIMES RUN INTO THINGS.

 **~Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time u say it remember how we feel.....to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal!~**

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

2 Y's U R 2 Y's U B I C U R 2 Y's 4 Me

I haven't found my Mr. Right Just Mr. Rude Mr. He thinks he looks better than me and Mr. Gives a new meaning to P-I-G

Friends help you move, Best friends help you move bodies, let me know if you ever need a shovel

 

Friends, like wine get better with age.. But then again they can also be like milk and sour

 

friends are like condoms they're always around when things get hard!!

 

Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry, Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye, Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel, Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL

 

That's not true, not all men are jerks, some are gay!

 

My boyfriend told me I had to pick between him and basketball...I'm really gonna miss him!

 

~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

 

Boys are like mascara - they run at the first sign of emotion!!!

 

 Sometimes there is no time outs, no second chances sometimes its now or never......

 

 imagine what i could do, if i had ALL my brain cells

 

 An angel without it's wings, is just a friend in disguise

 

 Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget

 

 Side by side ({)(}) or miles apart dear friends are always close to the heart (l)

 

My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are

 

(*) (>'.'<) B.I.T.C.H- Babe In Total Control of Herself (>'.'<) (*)

 

Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!

 

Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.

 

We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart!

 

Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

 

 ~*~Don't tell me the sky's the limit, theres foot prints on the moon!~*~

 

 when u need me, ill lie for u, cry for u, u know dis girl rite here would die for you

 

 im a bitch n i have class mess wit me n ill  kick ur ass

 

MENtal breakdowns, MENrual cramps, MENopause Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin ith MEN!?!?!?

 

 I know at Graduation Day I'm gonna cry, becuz I know I found friends that are true till I die.

 

A friend will bail u out of jail but a best friend will be there with u saying, "Damn that was fun!"

 

Remember my name, remember my face, cuz there ain't no other hunni that can take my place.

 

Friends are like four leaf clovers... hard to find, but lucky to have

 

 dream that you'll live forever but live like you'll die tomorrow.

 

 A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things.

 

 (6) If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission (6)

 

 Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

 

 Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise

 

 Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.

 

Never explain, your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

 

 When you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.

 

If you were somebody else, would you want to be friends with you?

 

Look for the good in every person and every situation. You'll almost always find it.

 

There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so

 

To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life.

 

Yes...behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes